The Top 30 Funny Pick Up Lines That Will Make Her Laugh

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There are hundreds if not thousands of pick up lines out there. However, if you want to make her laugh you’ll want to try one of these top funny pick up lines.

Is your dad a thief? Then who stole the sparkle from the stars and put them in your eyes?

Can I borrow your cell phone? I want to call my mother and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.

Do you mind if I flirt with you?

When I looked up the word beautiful in the thesaurus, your name was there.

Excuse me, which pick up lines work best for you?

Excuse me, I seem to have misplaced my phone number, can I borrow yours please?

May I have directions to your heart?

Have you always been so cute or must you work at it?

Wait a minute, don’t I know you? Right you’re the girl with the beautiful smile!

I’m not drunk, just intoxicated by you.

Is there an airport near here or is that just my heart taking off?

I thought for a second I died and went to heaven, but then I realized that I’m alive and heaven’s been brought to me.

You may have to leave soon, because you are making the rest of the women look really bad.

You know girls like you give guys like me a good reason to live.

Your father must be an alien, because there is no one else like you on earth.

If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d put U and I together.

If I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock you and me together right now!

Hey, what are the odds of a guy like me picking up a beautiful girl like you?

Hi, will you reject me if I try to pick you up?

Hi, what do you think of guys with cheesy pick up lines?

It’s a good thing I have my gloves because you’d be too hot to handle.

Wow – that’s amazing. Your eyes are an exact match to the color of my Porsche!

Yesterday I found this magic lamp and I asked the genie to have you fall in love with me. Did it work?

Are you exhausted, because you’ve been running around in my head all day long?

It’s a good thing I have a library card, because I’m checking you out.

See these arms? They are just dreaming about wrapping themselves around you.

Would you mind if I stare at you from up close, rather than from across the room?

Would you like to come over? My mom wants to be the first to meet the girl of my dreams.

Was it love at first sight or should I walk by again?

I’m sorry; I’m an artist so it’s my job to stare at beautiful women.

There you have it – 30 of the top pick up lines you can use to make her laugh. So what are you waiting for?



Source by Jimbo Evans

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