Marriage is a sacred union that exists between two people who love each other and want to spend the rest of their life together. Like with any relationship though there are the good days and also the bad days. The trick is to learn to get through every day with each other and enjoy every moment that you have together.
To help make this happen we have provided some hysterical marriage jokes that you can enjoy with your loved one. These are funny and are sure to put a smile on your face and make you think, “I have been there”.
One Liner Marriage Jokes
My wife can dress to kill and she cooks the same way!
Marriage is great because it allows you to find the right person to annoy forever.
Men would think that they would not have any faults if they didn’t get married.
Make Me Feel Better.
A wife and husband were getting ready for bed one night and the woman was standing in front of the mirror and examining herself. She told her husband, “When I look at myself I see how old I am, my hair is grey, I have fat legs, and my arms are very flabby.”
She then looked at him and said, “Can you tell me something that is positive and that will make me feel a whole lot better?”
He looked at her for a few seconds and then said, “Well at least there is nothing wrong with your eyesight.”
One of the best things about these marriage jokes is how hysterical they are. If you have been married for a month or twenty five years you will be able to relate to them in a small way. Spread them on and put a smile on someone’s face.