9 Funny Jack Sparrow Quotes – Pirates of the Caribbean

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9 Funny Jack Sparrow Quotes – Pirates of the Caribbean

Happiness is what we all strive to find and keep, even when it’s as elusive as ever. Nobody is happy and elated all the time, but some people are definitely more fulfilled than others.

Studies show that happiness has little to do with materialistic needs, wants or goods, or high achievement and it boils down to your outlook on life, the quality of your relationships, and basic amenities like good governance and community resources.

Here are 7 Steps to becoming a happier person:

  1. Don’t worry and choose to be happy – make a conscious choice to boost your happiness.
  2. Forgiveness – This reduces the power of bad events to create bitterness and resentment. Holding a grudge and nursing grievances can affect physical and mental health according to a rapidly growing body of research.
  3. Gratitude – This shifts you away from bitterness and despair and promotes happiness.
  4. Foster friendship – There are few better antidotes to unhappiness than close friendships with people who care about you.
  5. Money cannot buy happiness – Research shows that once income climbs above the poverty level, more money brings very little extra happiness.
  6. Counteract negative feelings and thoughts – Practice meditation, rhythmic breathing, yoga or relaxation to quell anxiety and promote serenity. You can learn to recognize and challenge thoughts you have about being inadequate and helpless.
  7. Engage in meaning activities – People are seldom happier than when they are in the flow. To get more out of life, put more into it.

I love a good laugh and I think it is important in life. If you can make someone smile or laugh it is the most special thing in the world. It is impossible for you to be angry and laugh at the same time.

I love everything Captain Jack Sparrow said and here are some of my favorite funny Jack Sparrow quotes, many documented in the Pirates of the Caribbean movies:

  • The problem is not the problem; the problem is your attitude about the problem.
  • My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled.
  • You know, for having such a bleak outlook on pirates you are well on your way to becoming one: sprung a man from jail, commandeered a ship of the fleet, sailed with a buccaneer crew out of Tortuga, and you’re completely obsessed with treasure.
  • Will Turner: Where’s Elizabeth? Jack Sparrow: She’s safe, just like I promised. She’s all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we’re all men of our word really… except for, of course, Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman.
  • Gibbs: So, we’re setting out to find whatever this key unlocks. Jack Sparrow: No. If we don’t have the key, we can’t open whatever we don’t have that it unlocks. So what purpose would be served in finding whatever need be unlocked, which we don’t have, without first having found the key what unlocks it?
  • Jack Sparrow quotes: Me? I’m dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It’s the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they’re going to do something incredibly… stupid.
  • You need to find yourself a girl mate. Or perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one, and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You’re not a eunuch are you?
  • Captain Jack Sparrow: Ladies! Will you please shut it? Listen to me. Yes, I lied to you. No, I don’t love you. Of course it makes you look fat. I’ve never been to Brussels. It is pronounced “egregious”. By the way, no, I’ve never met Pizzaro but I love his pies. And all of this pales to utter insignificance in light of the fact that my ship is once again gone. Savvy?
  • You cannot let him near the chest, man, trust me on this. You can mistrust me less than you can mistrust him. Trust me.

You can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers through humor and once you find laughter, you can survive it no matter how painful your situation might be.

I just got one last thing, I urge all of you, all of you, to enjoy your life, the precious moments you have. To spend each day with some laughter and some thought, to get you’re emotions going.

happiness can be a matter of choice — not just luck.

This moment is your life so be happy for every moment.

9 Funny Jack Sparrow Quotes – Pirates of the Caribbean

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